What Effie says:
What I hear:
MY PRECIOUS BABIES I LOVE YOU TWO SO MUCH HAYMITCH AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED AND ADOPTING YOU BOTH
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.